So I get a random call today, from a man with a thick accent, who tells me this; that someone I 'knew' had recently traveled with such and such cruiseline and had entered me in a drawing to win a free cruise. (Psha.) And wouldn't you know it, I had won. (Snort) Soooo, normally I have no patience for crap like this, but today I was in the mood to waste time anyway, as I was stuck at home, awaiting a surgical procedure, for which I have to basically starve myself for, to take place,in a couple of days. Needless to say, I was being a bit of a snit anyway, as the starvation part has put me in an absolutely foul mood. I love food. Some days its the only fun I get to have. But I digress. Anyway, the man then asks if I would like to continue. "But of course," I chortled.

"Great," said the man on the phone, "would you like me to tell you about all the wonderful inclusions in your VACATION PACKAGE?' He really did sound excited to tell me all about it.

But then I replied, "Nope, just tell me how much it's going to cost me." And then he hung up on me. Why that struck me as hilarious, at the time, I may never fully understand. All I know, is that finalizing 'click' sounding out my phone ( I had it on speaker) made me laugh out loud. After which I returned to watching Netflix and didn't chuckle again the whole rest of the day.